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| User: | poet_davyes (1033461) 
graphic, sexual humor, violent images & strong language, all involving puppets
The Diary of Don Antonio Gato con Botas
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| Name: | Jimmy Da Pimp |
| Location: | Anaheim, California, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1966-01-28 |
| Bio: | 
Humiliate The Boy
Song Cut from Disney's Alladin
JAFAR:
Seize the good times!
Too bad they never last
Especially for an urchin
With a questionable past
Ah, yes, these were the good times
Hope you liked them, little friend
'Cause here is where the good times
Most decidedly must end
Iago?
IAGO:
Sir?
JAFAR:
Oh, it's a thrill
Oh, it's such fun
To see another fellow's dreams
Turn into nightmares, one by one
It's such a lark
It's such a joy
To roll our sleeves up and humiliate the boy
Oh, it's a kick
Oh, it's a bash
When we remove the fancy turban
And the neatly trimmed mustache
And now let's repossess the clothes
IAGO:
D'ya think we ought to?
JAFAR:
Why by coy?
C'mon, let's do it
Let's humiliate the boy
Once he was proud
Once he was fine
The very model of Arabian design
But such is fate
IAGO:
Too bad, tsk-tsk
JAFAR:
I guess he'll have to learn the hard way
BOTH:
Rubbing lamps involves some risk
JAFAR:
And it's so rich
And it's so rare
To take his shirt, his shoes, his jewelry
IAGO:
And then we'll thin his hair
JAFAR:
Oh, we'll emasculate him slowly
BOTH:
All the better to enjoy
How delicious, to humiliate the boy
JAFAR:
What were the horses?
GENIE:
They were roaches
JAFAR:
And the camels?
GENIE:
They were gnats
JAFAR:
And the elephant?
GENIE:
His monkey - and the rest of 'em were rats
JAFAR:
They were rodents?
GENIE:
Yes, diseased ones
JAFAR:
Oh, how very, very sad
Change them back now, that's an order
Take everything you gave him
All the magic stuff away
Leave him dirty, poor and penniless
GENIE:
But, sir . . .
JAFAR:
Do as I say!
Now let it rain
Now let it storm
IAGO:
Now send some flies into the picture
JAFAR:
'Bout how many?
IAGO:
Oh, a swarm
JAFAR:
Now let 'er rip
Dont be repressed
Keep on destroying things
I've always felt it's what you do the best
BOTH:
Let him have it! Atta Genie!
Since you're now in our employ
JAFAR:
It's your pleasure to ruin him!
IAGO:
Wreck him!
JAFAR:
I want him neutralized!
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| Memories:: | 83 entries |
| Pictures: | over 300 public |
| Interests: | 62: angel the series, asp, bfa, blackadder, books, buffy the vampire slayer, christopher moore, chuckles the silly piggy, city of heroes, city of villains, coupling, darkwood armory, dhtml, dropkick murphys, dvds, eddie izzard, elizabethan, elizabethan poetry, elizabethan sonnets, epigrammes, fabric softener, fabric softener dispensers, farscape, fight club, flashheart, flogging molly, fried monkey heaven, george silver, get fuzzy, history, ipod, irish punk, jack off jill, lady eleanor davies, lord flashheart, monkeys, nick hornby, nintendo wii, rachel ray, rapiers, rasputina, renaissance faire, renaissance pleasure faire, rpfs, shaved cats, sir john davies, sonnets, sql, stage combat, swive, swived, swiving, terry gilliam, the young ones, twisted sonnets, view askew, voltaire, web development, wii, woof!, world of warcraft, your mom |
| Schools: | Minidoka County High School - Rupert, ID (1981 - 1984)
University of Idaho - Moscow, ID (1984 - 1987)
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